plan R¹²

Youngman was at the supermarket.
Youngman reached the frozen food section and decided to get some fries. But there was an old lady deciding weather to choose the fries on half-price promotion (which he was trying to get), so he waited.
Oldlady picked one and put it in her trolley not far away.
Youngman was about to do what he got to do when he heard “Hello”. It was Oldlady.

Oldlady: Hello. (smiling)
Youngman: …Hi. (trying to smile back)
Oldlady: ..Do you speak much English? How long have you been in Bath?
Youngman: Yeah.. been studying here for over a year now..
Oldlady: Are you from Hong Kong?
Youngman: No, I’m from *Thiscountry*. …
Oldlady: Oh. It is nice to see some clean people like you around here.
Youngman: … (trying to figure out what she meant while smiling.)
Oldlady: Well, you are vayree handsome. It’s nice to meet you. (started to walk away)
Youngman: ..Thank you.

Youngman finished his grocery shopping.
Youngman felt kinda happy.

» moral of the story: Be clean, find an old lady and she will insyallah tell you that you are handsome.

In other news, Rat was at another supermarket.

» moral of the story: It’s just a comic strip.